The Promised Increase In Marketing ROI Is Null

May 9th, 2012

Drifting Weightless Mini Object Ready To Be Ignored.

May 7th, 2012

They are called art comics now, but years ago they where just mini comics. People used to take the time to print, fold, staple, and cut them up just to share and sell a few. The time for these little pamphlets is passing us by, and with it goes the joy of turning a page, catching a glimpse of what’s next, the smell of ink, and an occasional paper cut.

Now, none of this is to say that we are Luddites looking backwards with nostalgic eyes. That is nothing more then sentimental bullshit. The future arrived some time ago and we wanted to take a moment to tip our hats at the passing.

With that, we encourage you to head over to our virtual shopping mart and pick up a copy of “Drifting Weightless” a pamphlet, art, mini comic object best described as a ridiculous object of self importance.

Build Me A Clouded House Made Of Stars

May 5th, 2012

Magic is a land where the callus grows hard on the middle finger.

Print Is Dead They Say.

April 25th, 2012

It is true, print is dead, and with it dies the pleasure of turning a page, the smell of fresh ink and paper cuts. Fuck you Tablet. This statement should in no way be misconstrued as a cry for doing things the “old” way. That would nothing more than nostalgic pap. We just wanted to acknowledge the passing in a less than dignified manner.

And Now It Is Done.

April 23rd, 2012

The Latest Reason To Not Give Two Shits.

March 13th, 2012

Empty your cache, clear your history, or do whatever it is you do to refresh your pages because King Mini has been updated. King Mini 3.0 is live and ready. So wether you’re tethered to a tower, lunching with the smart phone, or hanging with the tablet King Mini 3.0 is ready to handle your on average visit time of 6.5 seconds.

Crappy Animated Gif Continues Being Crappy.

February 13th, 2012

Do you need any more proof of the another geniusness that is King Mini?

Crappy Animated Gif You Will Hate To Love

January 22nd, 2012

You Can Freeze Like A 30th Century Man

December 29th, 2011

I’ll save my breath and take it with me.

Marking The Time

December 20th, 2011

We stumble and fall skinning our knees on the flinty stones along the shore. Hold back the tears and pretend to be a men.